(via edelric)
Going to a rugby match there, Metal?
Your mom’s going to a rugby match.
YOUR mom is going to the rugby match!
Your Dad’s going to a rugby match!
YOUR dad is going to a rugby match!
No I’m not!
I don’t know who upset Al, but he has been alone in his room all day. I can’t get him to come out. I’m even thinking of using a cat as bait. So please send him lots of encouragement.I really don’t want to have to pull the cat card.I am really worried.
Who’s been upsetting my boy?! He shall be hurt.
Edward, I heard about your girl problems. You still have lots to learn. If you were to come visit me once and a while I could enlighten you…